Monday, February 23, 2009

TRUE CONFESSIONS BERNINA RETREAT

The last several days were spent attending the Bernina National Artisan training program in Chicago.  About 70 of us were guided through the incredible features on Bernina's newest top of the line machine the 830.  Oh my.......it's sweet.  I'll provide specific details in another post.




But, before word gets out.....several of us have a confession about how we used our time after this event. We took advantage of a 2 for 1 boob enhancement special.......


Our new bodies were unveiled at a small evening gathering of some of the teachers....apparently Nancy Prince (right) likes my updated look!

Judy Simmons....elegant as always, is showing off her new chest in this glamour pose.


Bobbie Aug (left) didn't want her new boobs to compete with her beautiful long hair so she didn't size up as much.  Clearly Sue Nickels (right) was still impressed.

So, what was the cost you might ask?  Since we are all saving to purchase the new Bernina 830 which has a price tag of $12,000......we received cheap enhancements....really cheap......consisting of 2 nerf balls and 2 mini marshmallows......   

We have returned to our professional selves already......













1 comment:

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