"We're getting to the age where your secrets are safe with your friends......because they can't remember them either."
"I made sure I didn't get your a funny card for your birthday. I know how easily people your age pee their pants."
My birthday meals consisted of a huge Uno's Chicago style deep dish pizza (I'm finally getting very close in my quest to duplicate one of my favorite foods.) Rather than a cake.....I opted to make a pecan pie instead. Fortunately, friends joined us at our home for dinner and I sent the left-over pie home with them....otherwise I know I'd have had a piece for breakfast!